Sunday, November 28, 2010

Wake Me Up When Movember Ends

::unintelligible growly noise::
Me: What?
Husband: It came out of nowhere. This mustache emits pheromones.
Me: ::blank stare::
Husband: I meant... testosterone... shut up!

Twit Twat Tweet

::While watching Sunday Night Football::
Me: Yeah like that's ever going to happen.
Husband: What's that?
Me: That commercial said to get up-to-the-minute information from the sidelines follow Andrea Kramer on Twitter.
Husband: Yeah, who wants to follow that twat's tweets?


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