Agree To Disagree

::During a phone call::

Husband: Well I just wanted to call and say "hi" and "wow... you... are... amazing".

Me: Haha Thank you.

Husband: OK, I'll talk to you later.

Me: OK, bye.

Husband: Hey! If you need anything you know how to get ahold of me. My number is now and will probably always be... 9-1-1

Me: ... thanks... I'll keep that in mind.

Husband: Good. You should put that in the blog.

Me: Stop trying to dictate what goes in the blog.

Husband: Well you told me to try and help you remember things that should go in the blog because you can't always jot them down for later.

Me: Yes, things we agree on.

Husband: Well, we just agreed that would go in.

Me: No we didn't.

Husband: Yes we did. You may not remember. Now go put that in.

Be The Best You You Can Be

Husband: Put up the Al and Peggy Bundy pictures from Halloween.

Me: ::ignoring him::

Husband: Put the Bundy pictures on Facebook.

Me: ::ignoring him::

Husband: Now, please!

Me: ::huff:: Fine!

Husband: I like you. Not that attitude, but you. I also like your face.

Me: Do you like the face I'm making right now?

Husband: No, not really. Why are you making that face?

Me: Because I was busy doing something.

Husband: I'm doing something.

Me: Yes... annoying me.

Husband: Well you always say to be the best at what I do.

Ten Years Ago I Used to Listen To Rappers Flow

Husband: I also got a new beer Key had in the store. I hope its good.

Me: What kind is it?

Husband: It's called Original Pumpkin Ale. But who knows if that's even true. Maybe its the real first one made, maybe not. I mean, I'm a real OG too, but...

Me: Ok, Ice-T. You can stop now.