Friday, September 6, 2013

Anniversary Special

This is a special edition of Conversations tonight. The hubs and I are celebrating our 4th wedding anniversary. I know... this blog should have WAY more posts for 4 years of marriage. But with our schedules, this means that we saw each other 2 times today and literally spent less than 2 hours combined. ::sad face:: But we're a strong couple so this didn't get us too down. We just make the most of it.

Part 1

Husband: I got something for you.
Me: Yeah? Awe, flowers! They're purple, I love them. They're beautiful!
Husband: Like you.
Me: Thank you. And my card matches my flowers!
Husband: I know you like matching things.
Me: I do, indeed. Thank you.
Husband: And I got you some wine so I could get lucky later.
Me: Nice transition there.

Part 2

Husband: My Dad called to wish us a happy anniversary.
Me: Awe, that's sweet of him.
Husband: Yeah, I know. He said he felt bad because he had been planning on getting us something.
Me: Why?
Husband: I know. I told him "we don't even get each other anything. You don't have to get us anything either."
Me: Haha! It's true though. You got me flowers and I love flowers. I made you a kick-ass dinner because you love food.
Husband: Yeah, it was GOOD!
Me: That's what works for us.

Part 3

Monday, September 2, 2013

We Have Missed You, Too!

Many of you have spoken and your words did not fall on deaf ears. Trust us, we both have wanted to get this blog running again. But since Husband doesn't blog and the RubeCube takes up most of my time, it just took a back seat. But I'm happy to announce that we will be trying to get it in gear and keep the laughs coming. We appreciate your support and, let's be honest, it felt good that we were missed. But since the conversations never stop around here, we want to keep sharing them with you. So let's get this thing going with a special Labor Day post!

Stop Saying Words, Please

Husband: Jasmine is like, the hottest Disney princess. You know?
Me: Because she's exotic looking?
Husband: Yeah, I guess so. I mean, Snow White's got a stupid haircut. She's out.
Me: ::nodding::
Husband: Ariel's a red head so she's automatically hot. But she's got weird 80's hair.
Me: Well it looks so big and full because she's floating in the ocean. The water keeps it flowing.
Husband: Probably uses a lot of hairspray.
Me: ::blank stare::
Husband: Bet she uses AQUANET!
Me: You're proud of that joke, aren't you?

Blame It On The Weather

Husband: Is that lightning?
Me: Yeah, heat lightning.
Husband: Wanna do it?
Me: Why, because there's lightning outside?
Husband: Hey, if you can't hang... just say so. OW! As soon as I said that, I hurt my hip!
Me: Karma strikes like lightning!

Vanity Schmanity

::Husband was 3 (over 8.5% ABV) beers down at this point::
Husband: Wow, Tap 42 is the place to BE! I love this place. I want to live here. I want to drink delicious beer here all the time. Even though it's really busy, I surprisingly don't mind. But really, there's a lot of people here. A lot of attractive people. I'm now, like the 3rd most attractive person here. Not fair!