Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Reading Is For Nerds

Husband: Put that in the blog. You haven't updated the blog in forever!
Me: That is a bunch of bull! You obviously don't even read your own blog.
Husband: ::thinks about it and nods his head no::
Me: Nice... really supportive of you.

Monday, December 13, 2010

Ah, Blow It Out Your Old Wazoo

::Watching Ravens v Texans game::
Husband: Sounds like the fans have wazoos.
Me: ::contemplating what he meant:: What did you say?
Husband: It sounds like they have wazoos in the stands.
Me: ::Does he mean vuvuzela?:: What's a wazoo?
Husband: You don't know what the hell a wazoo is?
Me: No, I don't. What is a wazoo?
Husband: It's... wait...
Me: Bwahahaha!
Husband: A gazoo?
Me: Do you mean a kazoo?
Husband: Hahaha yeah, a kazoo! If you don't know what a kazoo is, you can get the hell out of here!

Saturday, December 11, 2010

You Can Get A Good Look At A T-Bone...

::At the vet with the dog because of a strange bump::
Husband: Could that be a hernia?
Doctor: I don’t think so, there’s too much muscle here. It would show up somewhere else more appropriate.
Husband: Right.
Me: ::blank stare::
Husband: What?
Me: ::blank stare::
Husband: What? C’mon I’ve asked waaaaay stupider questions than that before.
Me: Today, even.
Husband: I’m not a vet, but I know a horse’s ass when I see one.