You Rock. I Rock.

Husband: I wanna rock right now!

Me: Well, you can.

Husband: ::shakes his head in agreement & turns up the radio volume::

Radio: "I'm walking on sunshine, ye-ah!

Husband: I'm walking on sunshine... bit-ches!

Save A Horse

Husband: It would be so awesome if we moved to Texas! I'd finally be doing what I want.

Me: You're just excited that it will be more socially acceptable for you to wear a cowboy hat in public.

Husband: YES! You know I've always wanted to own a cowboy hat!

I Can Haz Nuggetz?

Husband: Babe, I'm sooo hungry. ::Pouts::

Me: What do you want?

Husband: Chicken nuggets.

Me: Do we even have chicken nuggets?

Husband: ::shrugs:: You didn't ask what we had. You asked what I wanted.