You Can Get A Good Look At A T-Bone...

::At the vet with the dog because of a strange bump::

Husband: Could that be a hernia?

Doctor: I don’t think so, there’s too much muscle here. It would show up somewhere else more appropriate.

Husband: Right.

Me: ::blank stare::

Husband: What?

Me: ::blank stare::

Husband: What? C’mon I’ve asked waaaaay stupider questions than that before.

Me: Today, even.

Husband: I’m not a vet, but I know a horse’s ass when I see one.